Friday, April 12, 2013

Bachelor Party


I had to laugh when I read reviews describing the raunchy comedy The Hangover (2009) as "fresh" and "edgy." Obviously, these critics had never seen Bachelor Party (1984), which came out in the mid-1980s and is a much edgier, raunchier comedy because it was made at a time when movies like that could get away with a lot more. Does The Hangover have a donkey snorting lines of cocaine? I think not. Does The Hangover have a two-time Oscar winner playing its protagonist? I think not. Yes, Bachelor Party stars a so unfunny it's funny Tom Hanks in a performance I'm sure he'd like to forget as Rick Gassko, a wild and crazy guy (in the Steve Martin sense) whose friends throw him a bachelor party to end all bachelor parties.

Like many protagonists in ‘80s comedies, he is a man-child with a job befitting his social status: school bus driver. His best friends also have blue-collar jobs – department store portrait photographer, incompetent mechanic, concert ticket seller, and barely literate waiter. They all work 9 to 5 jobs and live for the weekend. If you like raunchy comedies from the '80s featuring Adrian Zmed, then this one might be for you. Bachelor Party sets out to offend as many people as possible and succeeds. So, here are 15 highlights (or lowlights depending on your view) from this beautiful disaster of a movie that has fascinated me and my friends for years.

1. “Let’s have a bachelor party! With chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!” Rudy (Barry Diamond) is the obvious John Belushi surrogate, a vulgar party animal that shoves food in his mouth, smashes beer bottles against his head when excited, and makes a toast to “girls with big tits” without a hint of irony.
 

2. Tawny Kitaen: She plays Debbie, Rick’s fiancĂ©e who works with her friends at a hip (well, for the ‘80s) clothing store. People tend to forget that Tawny was quite the sex symbol back in the day thanks in large part to the Whitesnake music videos she appeared in three years after her stint in Bachelor Party. Here, she plays Rick’s dream girl – all adorable curls and instantly dated new wave fashion sense. There’s something nice about seeing her at the apex of her hotness instead of the hot tabloid mess she later became known for.

3. “A little vino would be keen-o.” Early in his career, Tom Hanks was known for appearing in popular comedies like Splash (1984) and Big (1988) so it’s rather interesting to see him so thoroughly unfunny in this movie. Every joke he tells feels forced and falls flat, from his unorthodox cooking skills to crappy tennis playing. In fact, it gets so bad that he becomes unintentionally funny. This is no more apparent than in the scene where Rick prepares dinner for Debbie and himself culminating in a hilariously awkward moment where he selects Paprika to be his spice of choice for the meal. It makes you long for the meaningful subtext in The Man With One Red Shoe (1985).

4. Slobs vs. Snobs: Animal House (1978) laid down the blueprint for so many other comedies to follow and Bachelor Party is no different as Debbie’s very rich, ultra-conservative parents understandably disapprove of their beautiful daughter marrying an “immature asshole.” Her father (George Grizzard) even lists off all of Rick’s bad qualities, which only provokes the future son-in-law to be more obnoxious (and unfunny) at a lunch with her folks.

5. Cole (Robert Prescott): Every slobs vs. snobs comedy has to have a villain. When he’s not crushing tennis balls with one hand, Cole is enlisted by Debbie’s dad to pay off Rick and when that doesn’t work he proceeds to repeatedly sabotage the bachelor party. Much like William Atherton, Prescott was typecast in the ‘80s for playing asshole antagonists and would go on to play the dimwitted bully in Real Genius (1985). Fortunately, the actor managed to escape playing a lifetime of pompous jerks when he appeared as an efficient corporate assassin in Michael Clayton (2007).

6. Brad (Bradford Bancroft): Hey, if you can’t laugh at a suicidal drug addict, then who can you laugh at? The filmmakers will go to any lengths to get a laugh and at one point poor Brad tries to slash his wrists with an electric razor prompting Rick to deadpan, “Well, at least your wrists will be smooth and kissable.”

7. Battle of the Sexes: Throughout Bachelor Party, Rick and his friends play practical jokes on Debbie and her pals only for them to retaliate. For example, when O’Neill (Adrian Zmed) screens a porno for his buddies they find out that all the dirty bits have been cut out. So, when the girls go to see some male strippers, the guys pay one of them to serve some food with his dick in a hot dog bun. Hey, they don’t call him Nick the Dick for nothing.

8. “You’re a pimp? You look like Gandhi!” The film’s casual attitude towards racism first rears its head with an Indian pimp that supplies Rick’s party with hookers. He’s actually not too bad – certainly better than Ken Jeong’s overt Asian stereotype in The Hangover. However, Bachelor Party more than makes up for it later on.

9. The Power of Zmed: Photographer, fashionista, singer (but only with all-girl bands) – Adrian Zmed is a true renaissance man. He was all things to all men, and judging from his antics in Bachelor Party, several women as well. With Hanks proving to be consistently unfunny throughout the movie, Zmed picks up the slack and makes Bachelor Party halfway watchable as Rick’s best friend O’Neill. Maybe it’s that he doesn’t have any pressure to carry the picture and that frees him up to steal it away from Hanks as he channels Tim Matheson at his smarmy best in Animal House with his smartass ladies man. Or maybe it’s his raw sexuality. Hell, Zmed is even able sell crude lines like, “Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo,” and make them sound amusing.

10. Sex with a transvestite: Nerdy concert ticket seller Gary (Gary Grossman) finally hooks up with a woman and she turns out to be a transvestite named Tim, which sends a stunned Gary to the bathroom for a Silkwood shower. You have to hand it to the filmmakers for leaving no stone unturned when it comes to offending. Yep, they even try to piss off transvestites with this crude joke.

11. Gratuitous nudity: ‘80s R-rated comedies were known for their liberal, dare I say cavalier use of nudity. Remember, this was before the Internet when people had to rent videos to get their fix. O’Neill sets Rick up with Tracey (played by Penthouse Pet Monique Gabrielle) and while she offers up her fetching naked body, he can’t do it because he’s loyal to Debbie.

12. “Any of you guys from out of town?” Debbie and her friends decide to infiltrate Rick’s bachelor party dressed as hookers only to get mistaken as actual prostitutes and are delivered to a room full of pervy Asian businessmen in the movie’s most blatantly racist moment. Even more disturbing is when one of Debbie’s friends stays behind so that everyone else can escape; thereby implying that she is gangbanged by the Asian businessmen.

13. Max the Magical Sexual Mule: “Something interesting is going to happen here,” foretells Rick as an exotic dancer and her mule entertain the bachelor party. While she’d dancing, Max decides to help himself to a buffet of pills and three lines of cocaine. He then proceeds to go apeshit and promptly drops dead from an overdose/heart attack thus saving us all from an inevitable bestiality gag. The Hangover has a tiger? Big deal. They don’t have Max whose drug habit would make Hunter S. Thompson proud.

14. Best reaction shot EVER! Now, there's an actor who knows how to commit to a performance. Our heroes hide the recently deceased Max only for the beleaguered hotel manager to discover the animal. His scream of revulsion still haunts me to this day.

15. “This is the best 3-D I’ve ever seen!” The early ‘80s saw a revival of 3-D movies and Bachelor Party decided to spoof/comment the trend by having the climactic showdown between Cole and Rick take place in a movie theater with their fight mirroring the one the audience is watching in a meta moment evoking Sherlock, Jr. (1924). Take that Buster Keaton! As an added bonus, they also parody the notion of multiplexes by having Rick and co. search through 36 theaters crammed in one building; including one “screening room” that is a janitor’s closet.

And with Cole vanquished, Rick and Debbie get married and head off for the honeymoon in his school bus with Brad driving, having found a new lease on life. Tom Hanks would never look back, going on to become a well-respected, award-winning actor, while everyone else involved with Bachelor Party wasn’t as successful, most of them are still working in show business in some form or another. Now that he’s become a well-respected actor, one would expect Hanks to pretend that the movie never happened or embarrassed by it, but on the contrary, in 2009 he did an interview with Empire magazine and said, “I’m proud of a lot of the stuff in Bachelor Party. I think I’d just turned 27 years old and I’m ripping it up. We all did. Ripped it up.” That you did, sir. That you did.


Special thanks go to Matt and Rob for their spot-on observations and recollections that were invaluable to this article.

10 comments:

  1. Color me crazy, but I've always found Hanks pretty damn FUNNY in this. LOVE, love the lunch scene where he casually mentions adopting a 16 year-old Korean girl. This is one of the great, raunchy comedies of the era, which, yes, to my mind, blows away the "competition" from today (HANGOVER, etc.). Sure, BACHELOR PARTY may have more overtly sexist, racist humor, but, even with that, it never really feels mean spirited, nor do I think the filmmakers or audience take any of it remotely seriously. And, unlike today's "comedies" from the likes of Apatow and Sandler...no poop or fart jokes. Finally, as with most '80s juvenile, sex comedies (and, I say that with love), at least one obnoxious douchebag character winds up naked in public.

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  2. Oh, and the dude playing Nick the Dick also makes an appearance in another of my favorite early '80s comedies, NIGHT SHIFT, as the doorman at Joe Spinell's ridiculous club at the end of the film.

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  3. Goddamn! I love this movie!!! It still holds up after all those years. I saw it when I was a teen because it had boobs and such yet, it was so funny. I think The Hangover is just vastly overrated. It doesn't have the raunchiness or the insanity that Bachelor Party has plus, it lacked its heart in the form of Tom Hanks who is so genuine but also very funny. He needs to do more films like this.

    Plus, how can any young boy not love the opening scene where Hanks' character let all of those Catholic school boys do all sorts of crazy shit?

    Nick the Dick... "is this the footlong?" "And then some..."

    My favorite moment is Gary's scream after realizing he had sex with a guy. Hey, he at least got laid. There's nothing wrong with having sex with dudes if the guy looked like Michael Fassbender.

    Oh, I will also give a shout-out to Ned for Night Shift which I think is one of Ron Howard's better films. That was fucking hilarious!

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  4. Nice look at this one! I can't really call it a great film but for my money, it's far better than anyone from Apatow. On some level I admire a movie that aims to be offensive for the sake of being offensive and fun. It seems like lately, the "raunchy" humor films work very hard for surface shock value, but then wedge in some sugar coating. Of recent films that's also the edge that "Hangover" has over the Apatow collection.

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  5. I admit to an unhealthy love for 80s male-centric teen and early 20s comedies. For me, Bachelor Party manages not to offend even when it tries to, because it's trying so hard. I end up laughing at their attempts to be as nasty as possible as often as I laugh at the jokes themselves. That's because the filmmakers -- hell, everyone on that set -- knew they were being offensive. Other raunchy comedies like Porky's had a whiff of wishing we were living in a time where these things weren't offensive. And it's just funnier when everyone is in on the joke, rather than when half the audience is itching to get into some moralistic "it's just a joke" argument.

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  6. I never got around to seeing this one, it slipped by me when I was a kid, and I still haven't given it a go, funny how so many of these 80's comedies had gratituous nudity in them!

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  7. Ned Merrill:

    I agree with you that all the raunchy, un-PC stuff never feels mean-spirited or that we're supposed to take any of it seriously and that's part of its appeal. It's all pretty harmless stuff. And heh, it's funny you mention Nick the Dick appearing NIGHT SHIFT as I was just watching that film again recently and made the connection also! Small world indeed.


    thevoid99:

    Heh! Love your enthusiasm for this film. It does still hold up, doesn't it? And I couldn't agree more that THE HANGOVER is a pale imitation of BACHELOR PARTY. And yeah, Gary's scream is a good bit for sure. I think my fave is with Max the Mule. So tasteless!

    Good to see yer also a fan of NIGHT SHIFT. Michael Keaton is so awesome in that film.


    Brent Allard:

    Oh, I agree, it's not a great film at all. More like a guilty pleasure. And yer right, a lot of raunchy comedies nowadays try to top themselves to be so shocking and it comes off as forced and desperate half the time. BACHELOR PARTY does with style and a lot of fun.


    Stacia:

    Good call on BACHELOR PARTY not really offending. It is all done in good fun and you get the feeling that the people involved were all in on it and having a blast making the film. Thanks for the great comments!

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  8. Cool, nice rundown. This movie is a classic. Still hilarious after all these years. I grew up with this film. Personally, didn't think much of the hangover trilogy. Wasn't all that funny either.

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  9. I think the author of this article was completely wrong....Tom Hanks was HILARIOUS!!! Love this movie -- have seen it two dozen times, at least. I always laugh at every scene. Dude needs to lighten up. It was MEANT to be a raunchy flick.

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    1. Hehehe... Oh, the movie is funny, as is everyone in it EXCEPT for Hanks... but he's actually funny because he's so unfunny!

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