With the recent passing of
Ted V. Mikels and Herschell Gordon Lewis a few days within each other, the last
of a generation of exploitation filmmakers that thrived in the 1960s are
finally gone. Along with Russ Meyer, Mikels and Lewis made low-budget genre
movies that were done outside of the Hollywood system and were usually shown at
drive-in movie theaters. Their influence would later be apparent with
filmmakers like John Waters and Quentin Tarantino, but for the most part they
each had their own dedicated cult following.
I read about Mikels’ movies
before I ever saw them thanks to Re/Search’s Incredibly Strange Films book, which was one of my most treasured
cinematic tomes as a teenager. I would look at the stills from his movies and
try imagine what they were like. Flash-forward many years later and for
Halloween one year my wife got me a copy of The Astro-Zombies (1968) – my favorite Mikels movie – from his website. In
addition to the DVD, which he signed, he also included an Astro-Zombies bobblehead, promotional postcards and a copy of the
press book from his own collection, all for free and unsolicited. That was the
kind of guy he was.
The Astro-Zombies begins with a woman arriving home only to be
brutally murdered in her garage after getting out of her car by a superhuman
monster, her blood splattering dramatically on the door. Cut to the opening
credits playing over a cheeky montage of toy robots fighting toy tanks.
After being dismissed from a
government space agency for experimenting on cadavers, scientist Dr. DeMarco
(John Carradine) has gone rogue. He had been working on a system that
transferred information from a computer to a human brain via a thought wave
transmission system. He has created a zombie that runs on batteries from the
organs of victims that have been murdered. It ends up going on a killing spree,
which gets the attention of a couple of police detectives and a spy gang led by
Satana (Tura Satana) who want to use DeMarco’s innovations to create their own
astro-zombies and take over the world.
Early on, the movie is heavy
on exposition dialogue as we not only learn about what DeMarco is up to but
also see him in action as he works on another astro-zombie. These scenes feel
like something out of a 1950s mad scientist science fiction movie. John
Carradine is certainly committed to his role and makes for a believable
scientist (at least within the context of this movie) but he is upstaged
somewhat by William Bagdad playing his leering, hunchbacked assistant Franchot
(love that name) who doesn’t appear to have any dialogue but makes the most of
his expressive body language.
The legendary Tura Satana
looks fabulous as always and gets to play another ruthless ballbuster. At one
point, after torturing a cop by burning his face with a lit cigarette, she
orders an underling to kill him and when he fails to comply does the job
herself! In another scene, she even continues shooting a cop ever after he’s
been killed. You have to admire that kind of commitment to a role.
Mikels certainly knows how to
create a show-stopping set piece, like one where the police detectives go see a
nude dance routine in a nightclub by a woman covered entirely in psychedelic
paint – far out, man! I don’t know what that has to do with the story but it
does get your attention. Seemingly unconcerned with the urgency of their
investigation (people are dying, remember?), one of the cops even entertains
his cohorts with a party trick, which has a nice touch of the absurd.
Ted V. Mikels came up with idea
of heart transplants years before they were actually performed and decided to
incorporate it into a horror movie: “I’m usually accused of being a few years
ahead of whatever’s going on,” he said in an interview, “but many times I don’t
find the money until it’s too late.”
Mikels co-wrote the movie
with Wayne Rogers, who would go on to play Trapper John on the popular
television sitcom M*A*S*H. It was the
third movie they collaborated on. He had seen and liked Mikels’ first movie, Strike Me Deadly (1963) and wanted to
put the filmmaker under contract. Mikels refused and they ended up working
together anyway.
He was about to make The Astro-Zombies when an agent
mentioned casting Tura Satana. He had seen her performing as an exotic dancer
in Las Vegas in 1959 and never forgot her. She came in to read for him and
Mikels ended up rewriting her character especially for Satana, “to make her a
‘Dragon Lady.’” They became good friends and he cast her in future movies.
Mikels made the movie for
very little money – only $37,000: “When you realize we had people like Wendell Corey and John Carradine in the studio, I’m almost aghast when I think what
tiny, tiny pennies we made the picture for.” It was very profitable, making $3
million.
The Astro-Zombies is vintage exploitation fare, complete with
beautiful, scantily-clad women in peril, bloody violence, ruthless baddies, and
a mad scientist run amok. For a movie shot on a very small budget, it looks
pretty good and is ably directed by Mikels whose passion for filmmaking is
evident in every frame. It shouldn’t be taken too seriously and appreciated for
what it is – a fun romp that revolves around a ridiculous premise and goes for
it unabashedly.
Mikels’ passing sadly marks
the end of an era and a particular kind of exploitation filmmaking that is no
more. There was something pure and unfiltered about his movies and that of his
contemporaries for they were not bound by the constraints of classic Hollywood
filmmaking because they existed outside of that system. This allowed them to
pursue their passions no matter how strange or unusual and that is something
sadly lacking these days.
SOURCES
Grimes, William. “Ted V.
Mikels, Master of Low-Budget Cult Favorites, Dies at 87.” The New York Times.
October 18, 2016.
Rice, Boyd. “Ted V. Mikels.” RE/Search #10: Incredibly Strange Films.
Edited by V. Vale and Andrea Juno. Re/Search Publications. 1986.
Tucker, Ed. “Velveeta Las
Vegas! Ed Tucker Interviews Cult-movie Legend Ted Mikels.” Crazed Fanboy.