My Science Project had the misfortune of
being released during the summer of 1985 and competed with like-minded movies
such as, Weird Science, Real Genius, Explorers, and Back to the
Future. As a result, it got lost in the shuffle. This is nothing new as
everyone knows how competitive Hollywood is and that summer saw studios trying
to attract a youth audience with disposable income via teen comedies that mixed
elements of science fiction to varying degrees. In retrospect, My Science Project suffered from a lack
of recognizable names (Back to the Future
had Michael J. Fox and Weird Science
had Anthony Michael Hall) and a pretty unusual premise, but it more than made
up for it with imagination, a welcome sense of humor and cool special effects.
Two
weeks before graduation, high school senior Michael Harlan (John Stockwell)
still hasn’t completed his science project because he’s been working a double
shift down at Charlie’s garage, which eats up most of his free time. Bob (Dennis Hopper), his cool science teacher, lays it down for him in simple terms: no
project = failing grade and no diploma. Harlan’s your typical gearhead (in a
nice touch, when asked what’s his sign he replies, “Pontiac.”), much to the
chagrin of his girlfriend Crystal (Pat Simmons) who is tired of being dragged
to car shows and junkyards. She’s looking for romance straight out of the pages
of Cosmopolitan magazine.
Harlan’s
best friend Vince (Fisher Stevens) is a transplant from Brooklyn – a
wisecracking Italian stereotype that anticipates the Jersey Shore reality television show by decades. Ellie Sawyer
(Danielle von Zerneck) is a nerdy girl on the yearbook committee who is sweet
on Harlan despite being the polar opposite of his dream girl. She asks him out
anyway and much to her surprise he accepts, but mostly to make Crystal jealous.
However, Harlan’s idea of a hot date is taking Ellie to a United States Air
Force junkyard that used to be a military testing ground back in the 1950s.
He’s looking for something to rebuild and use as his science project. They end
up stumbling upon an old fallout shelter and Harlan uncovers a strange,
pulsating gizmo that absorbs electricity, draining two flashlights and the
battery in his car.
The
next day, Harlan takes the gizmo to school and figures out how to activate it.
In no time it begins to absorb more electricity and two historical objects
materialize. Harlan and Vince realize that time has sped up by two hours. It
turns out that the doo-dad warps time and space, causing things from other
dimensions to appear. So, our heroes consult Sherman (Raphael Sbarge), a gawky
nerd sweet on Ellie, to help them figure it out.
It’s
safe to say that Dennis Hopper plays ex-hippie now science teacher Bob to
perfection. It’s as if Billy, his character from Easy Rider (1969), somehow survived and became a high school
educator. As you would expect, Hopper adds his own unique flourishes to the
role, like in his first scene, where he lays down the law with Harlan, he
proceeds to take a hit of oxygen after the student leaves. Was Hopper getting a
little practice in before making Blue
Velvet (1986) with David Lynch? Once the gizmo goes haywire, Hopper has a
lot of fun morphing into a mad scientist as Bob loses his mind … or is
experiencing one hell of an acid flashback.
Fisher
Stevens plays Harlan’s sidekick and comic relief. The actor understands that
Vince is all swagger and attitude, cracking jokes to break the tension and as a
result, he gets the lion’s share of quotable dialogue, like when the gizmo puts
on a snazzy little light show, Vince jokes, “I seen lights like this at an Ozzy
Osborne concert.” John Stockwell’s Harlan is a little on the bland side. The
actor does a fine job with what he has to work with, which ain’t much. He’s not
the most charismatic actor and this may also be part of the problem. This
allows Stevens to steal the scenes they have together as the much more colorful
character.
Much
like Jordan in Real Genius, Ellie is
a smart and beautiful nerd. She starts off as a strong, independent character,
but by the film’s exciting climax she’s basically reduced to a damsel in
distress that Harlan must rescue. That being said, Danielle von Zerneck and
Stockwell have good chemistry together as evident in a nice scene where Harlan
and Ellie learn something about each other and he confesses to her that he’s
better with cars than with people because he trusts them more. 1980s mainstay
Richard Masur shows up as a laconic lawman complete with cigar and ten gallon
hat. Veteran character actor Barry Corbin plays Harlan’s good-natured single
dad and Raphael Sbarge is quite good as the hopelessly geeky Sherman. I like
how in one scene we see him deeply immersed in Frank Herbert’s Dune. Nice touch.
For
the time and the budget they had, the special effects for My Science Project are pretty impressive, gradually building in
scope and spectacle over time as the gizmo gains more power, culminating with
Harlan, Vince and Sherman making their way through the mist-enshrouded
corridors of their high school caught in the heart of a multi-dimensional warp.
Our heroes soon find themselves doing battle with various historical figures
from primitive man to Roman gladiators, which are just a warm-up for the main
event involving a fantastic stop-motion animated beastie as the school gym is
transformed into the Jurassic era. Naturally, if this film were made today it’d
all be CGI’ed to death and so, the old school effects give everything a
tangible quality that seems more real.
In
the early ‘80s, Jonathan Betuel worked for a Madison Avenue advertising firm
while writing screenplays in his spare time. His persistence paid off when his
script for The Last Starfighter (1984)
was made. He used this buzz to shop around his script for My Science Project, but would only go with a studio that would
allow him to direct it and include an exciting battle between the protagonists
and Tyrannosaurus Rex. Producer Jonathan Taplin (The Last Waltz), who was making the effects-heavy dinosaur movie Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (1985),
liked Betuel’s pitch and based on the strength of his work on The Last Starfighter, agreed to make My Science Project under his Touchstone
Pictures production agreement.
Betuel
was a huge science fiction fan and employed the structure of placing ordinary
people in extraordinary situations as he remarked in an interview, “You must
start with one foot in reality, so you can take that next big step somewhere
else.” He cited George Pal’s The Time
Machine (1960) as partially inspiring his film as well as various theories
about time warps being linked to black holes allowing travel through time and
space: “I think a time-space warp is a logical and interesting development. That’s
the theoretical jumping-off point that I used.” He wrote 14 drafts over 14
weeks on evenings and weekends during principal photography on The Last Starfighter.
Principal
photography began in August 1984 with a $10 million budget, $500,000 of which was
spent on the T-Rex sequence, and lasted for ten weeks with November dedicated
to filming the live-action aspects of the aforementioned set piece. For the
puppetry aspects of the T-Rex, the studio had considered Phil Tippett, but he
was unable to do it because of busy schedule with The Ewok Adventure. The next person they approached was Rick Baker,
but he hedged his bets, not having worked since Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984), but
eventually took on a consultant role. It is a testimony to Betuel’s strong
script and powers of persuasion that a novice director like himself was able to
enlist the likes of veteran make-up FX artist Baker and actor Dennis Hopper,
the latter whom met with Betuel three times before agreeing to do the film.
My Science Project received mixed reviews
from what few critics saw it. In his review for The New York Times, Stephen Holden felt that the film, “started out
as a likable teen-age comedy with snappy repartee, turns into a dull,
heavy-handed series of encounters between the kids and stick-figure historical
creatures that materialize behind overturned gym lockers.” The Globe and Mail’s Salem Alaton wrote,
“Because of all the flubbed secondary characters in My Science Project carries around, it hardly coheres until its big
moment, and then it simply goes kablooey.” In his review for Newsweek magazine, David Ansen found the
“principal pleasure” of the film to be Dennis Hopper’s performance and little
else.
If
My Science Project teaches us
anything it’s that we shouldn’t meddle in things we don’t understand,
especially when it threatens the very fabric of our existence. Of all the teen
science fiction films to come out in ’85, Back
to the Future was easily the most popular, Real Genius went on to develop a small cult following, while My Science Project was relegated to
obscurity, not regarded with the same nostalgic love as say Joe Dante’s Explorers. It’s too bad because My Science Project is arguably the most
unabashedly fantastical and funny of them all. This particular trend of film
reached its zenith with Bill and Ted’s
Excellent Adventure (1989), which closed out the ‘80s with a light-hearted
romp through time and space featuring two goofballs also trying to make their
way to the end of the school year. I guess I have a soft spot in my heart for My Science Project as I saw it at an impressionable
age. Looking at it after all these years it has aged pretty well and was as fun
and entertaining as I remember it being back in the day.
This review was inspired by two excellent takes on this film - The Film Connoisseur and Junta Juleil's Culture Shock.
SOURCES
Lowry, Brian. "Jonathan Betuel: SF Fan, SF Filmmaker." Starlog. June 1985.
Rebello, Stephen. "Shooting for an 'A' on My Science Project." Cinefex. August 1985.