After the critical
acclaim of
Drugstore Cowboy (1989) and My Own Private Idaho
(1991), filmmaker Gus Van Sant parlayed his newly-acquired clout within the
film industry to realize one of his dream projects – an adaptation of Tom
Robbins’ Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. This 1976 novel about the
freewheeling adventures of Sissy Hankshaw, a young woman with enormously large
thumbs that give her a preternatural ability to hitchhike through life. Robbins
deftly used magic realism to tackle topics such as free love, feminism, drugs,
animal rights, and religion, among others.
In 1977, Tom Robbins
autographed Gus Van Sant’s copy of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues and the
future filmmaker vowed one day to adapt it into a film. Producer Robert Wunsch
optioned the book and in April, 1977, hired screenwriter Stephen Geller to
adapt it. This option expired a year later and actor Shelley Duvall bought the
rights. In 1980, Warner Brothers hired her to write and star in a film version,
for which she even wrote a screenplay, but nothing came of it. “One studio told
me, ‘Too quirky even for us,’ and I had toned it down quite a lot!” She lost
the option to Daryl Hannah. Let’s take a moment to contemplate what Duvall’s
version would have been like…with her unconventional looks and style of acting,
she might have been an excellent choice to play Sissy.
Jump to May 1990 and
TriStar Pictures had the rights, hiring Van Sant to direct Cowgirls. Two
years later, the studio put the project on hold after deciding that the
material may not be accessible enough for mainstream audiences. In August of
1992, the rights moved over to Fine Line Features, who agreed to produce Van
Sant’s adaptation for $9 million. Shooting began in September, in New York
City.
When it was announced
that Van Sant would write and direct the adaptation, it seemed like the ideal
marriage between filmmaker and source material. His depictions of Bob’s (Matt
Dillon) drug-induced daydreams in
Drugstore Cowboy and Mike’s (River
Phoenix) surreal, narcoleptic dreams in Idaho suggested that he was the
perfect filmmaker to bring Cowgirls’ unique brand of hippie-tinged
flights of fancy to life.
After Idaho,
everyone wanted to work with Van Sant; he cashed in his cool clout to populate Cowgirls
with cameos from the likes of Roseanne Arnold, Buck Henry, Carol Kane, and
William S. Burroughs, while also casting prior collaborators Keanu Reeves,
Grace Zabriskie, and Udo Kier. He even got k.d. lang, hot off her
internationally lauded 1992 album, Ingénue, to create the soundtrack. In
the central role of Sissy, he cast then-up-and-coming actor Uma Thurman, who
had gotten good notices for her performances in Dangerous Liaisons
(1988) and Henry & June (1990) and, a year later, would strike it
big in Pulp Fiction (1994).
Cowgirls screened at the 1993
Toronto International Film Festival where it was savaged by critics. This prompted
Van Sant to recut the film before its release in theaters where it was
subsequently mauled by critics, grossing only $1.7 million off an $8.5 million
budget. Where did it all go wrong for Van Sant, who had been such a critical
darling prior to Cowgirls? Had he merely misunderstood the source
material? Was it simply another case of a book that could not be adapted into a
film? Most importantly, is Cowgirls any good?
Right out of the gate,
Van Sant introduces Sissy in two scenes featuring cameos by Buck Henry and
Roseanne, which was a mistake. We are trying to get a handle on who Sissy is
and where she’s coming from, only to be distracted by these instantly
recognizable celebrities. These cameos take one out of the film at the crucial
moment we are meant to be learning about Sissy’s origin story. She finds that
her large thumbs give her the uncanny ability to hitch rides from anyone and
uses this power to satisfy her wanderlust. Like Mike from
Idaho, Sissy
comes from a troubled past and seeks to find a new family that will love her as
she is. Sissy, however, is not a tragic character like Mike, finding hope and
promise in the open road, speaking passionately about it: “Moving so freely, so
clearly, so delicately…I have the rhythms of the universe inside of me. I am in
a state of grace.”
Among the eccentric
characters she crosses paths with is The Countess (a flamboyant John Hurt), a
rich, New York-based transvestite that gave her numerous modeling assignments
years ago when she first left home. The film shifts gears and spins its wheels
for a spell when he sets her up with Julian (Reeves), an artist with an
entourage of pretentious sycophants played by none other than Sean Young, Carol
Kane, Ed Begley, Jr., and the inimitable Crispin Glover. In an odd and
uncomfortable scene, the latter shows up sporting a horrible combover and
proceeds to compare the size and shape of Young and Thurman’s breasts. This does
little, however, to distract from the unfortunate decision to cast Keanu Reeves
as a Mohawk Indian, complete with dark skin.
After this mercifully
brief episode, The Countess gives Sissy her first modeling assignment in years:
go out west to Oregon and film a commercial for two of his feminine hygiene
products, with a group of whooping cranes, while they perform their mating
ritual in the background. He warns her, however, to stay away from the cowgirls
that populate the nearby Rubber Rose Ranch, a health spa for wealthy women. This
is easily the weakest part of the film. Hurt’s cartoonish queen, complete with
exaggerated pratfall when Sissy hits him, appears to be acting in a completely
different movie.
Miss Adrian (Angie
Dickinson) runs the ranch and is at odds with the young cowgirls, led by the
bullwhip-wielding Delores Del Ruby (Lorraine Bracco) and her young charge,
Bonanza Jellybean (Rain Phoenix). The film comes to life once Bonanza and Sissy
meet. The cowgirls are unhappy with their working conditions and decide to take
over the ranch by force. The reasons behind the takeover are as much about
protecting as are protesting, specifically the endangered whooping cranes, who,
like the cowgirls, are being threatened by the ruling patriarchy (i.e. the
government). The cowgirls are protective of the birds and use them to protest
the rule of masculinity that has kept them subservient for many years.
When the revolt begins,
Sissy flees to higher ground and meets The Chink (Noriyuki "Pat"
Morita), a Japanese-American quasi-religious guru. He tells her about the
simple pleasures of life. Initially, he comes across as more holy fool than
holy man but there is a method to his madness.
Uma Thurman is well
cast as Sissy. In addition to her ethereal beauty she is also able to convey
the earnest passion of her character. Her approach to wide-eyed, irrepressible
positivity – is similar to what Johnny Depp did with filmmaker Edward D. Wood,
Jr. in Tim Burton’s Ed Wood (1994), but not as extremely stylized…and
not as well-written. Thurman’s approach portrays Sissy as incredibly naïve,
which would go against her years in the modeling industry and a lifetime of hitchhiking.
She’s seen and experienced too much to have such a naïve world view. I think
Thurman is opting to play Sissy and as an eternally earnest optimist, always
believing the best in everyone she meets.
Rain Phoenix has a
natural presence in front of the camera with her big, expressive eyes. However,
Van Sant saddles her with a lot of clunky, expositional dialogue that sounds
like she is giving her dissertation about cowgirls for a Masters program, often
delivered in stiff, wooden fashion by the inexperienced actor. Once we get past
her awkwardly-written dialogue, the chemistry between her and Uma works its
magic as their two characters fall in love.
Cowgirls screened at the Toronto
International Film Festival on September 13, 1993 to a disastrous critical
reaction. Fine Line cancels the film’s November 3 release to allow Van Sant to
re-edit the film. After the screening, Van Sant realized, “There wasn’t a focus
on specific characters,” and had issues with “pacing and construction of the
story.” It was a wakeup call for the filmmaker about its problems:
“Everyone liked the movie within our creative group, all parties were really
happy with it and no one said it needed work. No red flags went up. It wasn’t
until we had a chance to see it with an audience that we first heard feedback
and got a different response than what we thought.”
Producer Laurie Parker
said that the first cut was too episodic: “It was kind of like the greatest
hits of
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. You’d have to make it like Berlin
Alexanderplatz to present all of Robbins’ digressions. As it was, we ended
up going back to our original idea of focusing on Sissy and the cowgirls.”
Author Robbins’ sticking point with the film was Sissy’s thumbs:
“I suggested that he
change the size of Sissy’s thumbs from scene to scene. I used 30 or 40
metaphors to describe Sissy’s thumbs, ranging in size from a cucumber to a
baseball bat, so that each reader could decide what they looked like. If
there’s anything I don’t like about having the book filmed, it’s that the
thumbs are pinned down to a specific size.”
Van Sant cut down the
New York scenes, including Sissy’s relationship with Julian, in favor of more
time spent on the Rubber Rose Ranch, with more attention paid to the
relationship between Sissy and Bonanza. He also cut out an entire subplot
involving the enigmatic Clock People, keepers of the keys of cosmic
consciousness. Sissy getting pregnant by the Chink was also excised, only a
shot near the end of the film of Sissy’s child in the womb remaining to note
its occurrence.
This process was
nothing new for Van Sant, who re-edited
Drugstore Cowboy after the
film’s distributors saw the first cut, and My Own Private Idaho, which
took at least six months to edit. “This is a standard journey for me. It just
took longer than usual this time,” he said. Nevertheless, the April 12, 1994 release
date was moved to April 29, only to be postponed again to May 20. The official
reason was that too many movies were coming out that weekend.
Roger Ebert kicked off
the film's overwhelming negative reception by giving it a half of a star out of
four. He wrote, "What I am sure of is that Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
is one of the more empty, pointless, baffling films I can remember, and the
experience of viewing it is an exercise in nothingness." In her review for
The New York Times, Caryn James wrote, "The central problem is
Sissy. Uma Thurman looks the part. But she has a strained backwoods Virginia
accent and is carried along by a script that tries to cram in so much of
Sissy's life that she careers from one city to another without becoming more
than a character sketch."
The Washington Post's
Desson Howe wrote, "Bereft of atmosphere, or even coherence, the movie
becomes an episodic parade of goofballs, eccentrics and lesbians whose lives
and purposes are barely outlined. Sissy and company deserve better than
this." In his review for the Los Angeles Times, Kenneth Turan
wrote, "Though it is possible to pin various philosophical labels on Cowgirls,
loaded as it is with undeveloped notions about feminism and individuality,
nothing about it is really memorable except the appealing musicality of the
fine k.d. lang/Ben Mink score, which deserves better." Entertainment
Weekly's Owen Gleiberman wrote, "The patronizing archness of Cowgirls
seems directed, finally, at the audience itself – at anyone who expects a movie
to add up to something humane and involving."
The inherent problem
any filmmaker faces with adapting a novel is that everyone who reads it –
including them – has their own unique take on it that is different from others.
When someone attempts to visualize their experience of the source material,
they risk alienating others who didn’t have the same experience. Then there is
a book like
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues that is chock-a-block with
fantastical, metaphysical and philosophical elements that are hard to translate
visually.
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